February 2011
Glitter: The Herpes of arts and crafts.
January 2011
College Log, Day 82: Myths in US Culture
Look, I’m not saying I like this course, but any class that spends time breaking down, almost frame by frame, the first twelve minutes of the new “Star Trek” movie is a class I can get behind.
I wonder if anyone who will be at Jack LaLanne’s funeral will be running a power juicer.
Cats: Not something you want to “think outside the box”.
College Log, Day 81B: Psychology
The school’s projector system has a fatal flaw: They are all connected. This means it’s possible to select another room’s projector, even if it’s already in use.
College Log, Day 81: Creative Writing
Today’s class was about creating a connected theme in writing about what you had in your pockets. It really wasn’t as difficult as it sounds.
When life gives you yellow snow, you make lemonade.
College Log, Day 80: Sociology
Mr. Burridge (teacher) takes having fun very seriously. You can tell, because he’s crazy.
College Log, Day 79: Myths in US Culture
My teacher stated that he doesn’t take himself seriously, and made several “Aliens” references. He also prefers to make political analogies with wrestlers, and considers “Extreme Jedi” a political standing.
“Being a Global Superpower is like being a Santa Claus everyone wants to kill.”
– John Stewart
College Log, Day 78: Psychology
I think getting the last Dr. Pepper out of the vending machine is a good omen for this class. The fact that I like my Teacher and the material helps, too.
College Log, Day 78A: Creative Writing
Why do I write? I write simply to keep the fantastical creations in my head alive. The sheer astounding volume of things that are created in the moment before sleep demand documentation. The act of writing to share with the world the simplest of ideas, to lay out one’s mind for others to judge is why people write. But, I write to quell the feeling of horror when I realize that some beautiful...
College Log, day 77: Sociology
My teacher is insane. I love it.
I plan on running for a political office
My position will be: “Vote for me or the Terrorists will use your skulls as salad bowls, I promise to take money from people who didn’t vote for me and give it to people who did, and Pollution has vitamins!” People will most likely vote for me because they like how I make them feel.
A Canadian who doesn’t play hockey is like an American who doesn’t stereotype people from other countries.