December 2010
Dec 31st
Tom Brady jersey - $79.99. Tom Brady jersey autographed by Dane Cook - $18.45. Having your Tom Brady jersey devalued by $61.54 as a result of a Dane Cook autograph — priceless.
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Dec 20th
Tomorrow, I will greet the day. By punching the sun.
Dec 20th
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Dec 17th
Day 76: College Comp.
I feel that writing my Final Paper on internet trolls is a good way to end a semester.
Dec 17th
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Dec 16th
Day 75: Humanities
Everyone else in class gave a report on authors and musicians and artists, while I stood up and told everyone about the man who discovered how to wirelessly power twenty light bulbs from two miles away, but never wrote down how.
Dec 16th
Dec 15th
The 1,000th word in my paper on Nikola Tesla is ‘Tesla’. This seems oddly appropriate.
Dec 15th
Day 74: Math
Today was my last Math class. And really, what more needs to be said?
Dec 15th
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Dec 14th
Day 73: Math
We’re in the homestretch, people. Three classes left.
Dec 13th
Well....
I’m about half an hour into Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, and I already hate it. About as much as humanly possible.
Dec 13th
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Dec 10th
Day 72: College Comp.
Hickory, dickory, dock, The mouse ran up the clock. The clock struck one, The other escaped with minor injuries.
Dec 10th
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Dec 9th
Day 71: Humanities
I’m gonna miss this class. Oh well. Off to write a report on Nikola Tesla.
Dec 9th
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